Now with that EVIL grin upon your faces -- start your engines and prepare for a cruise through the gates of our gift shop. -- All of the fun items are in stock and available for immediate shipping.  Everyone is welcome. -- When you come across an item marked “For Members Only” then you must subscribe to purchase this item. Most of the items sold to members are at cost or with a minimal mark up. -- But there are many other items available to the bodies visiting with new items being added about every two weeks. Some of the new items will only be produced in limited quantities - but we will let you know which ones these are.

     After your shopping trip and a quick refill of your gas tank, add some oil because we are off to the message board, register and beware of the Grease Mummy. She is always offering challenges - especially to the men - Sometimes she will even send you a Grease Mummy pin - for a good tip or argument. These pins will not be sold and are only obtainable from this stiff.

    The Grease Mummy has teamed up with parts man and they are conjuring up a cyber cruise. Watch this page for the details. Everyone’s Welcome to join in. - Maybe we will try to establish the longest pro/car member cruise - in the GUINESS BOOK of WORLD RECORDS.

    We are trying to add a Photo of your hearse as an avatar to any message left - we will add instructions as soon as it is available. Now before you leave us - drive over to the Magazine and see the progress and a listing of the current issue.

    We will have open contests here every month - Beginning with this first one:

    Email or send in a photo of your “animal pets” - (no humans) in your pro/car include a few notes about your pet and your vehicle - both with names - and you could receive by Snail Mail a collar tag from the society of funeral coaches. These photos will be published on our “Boids and Beasties” page of the magazine.

    You may subscribe and become a member of the society for $30.00 a year. The Membership includes:

• 6 issues of the magazine
• ID Card
• 20% off purchases from the gift shop
• option to purchase members only items.

     After Aug 2003 - a space to spend sometime at the headquarters of the SOCIETY OF FUNERAL COACHES which is an old church that has been converted to a home with 14 victorian coffins plus lots of spooky fun things - and a chance to talk about your dark coach of sorrow.

    But if you are not sure about spending $30.00 than you can purchase one copy of the Magazine to help you make up your mind - order form for subscription or single issue Magazine is available in the gift shop.

    Before you leave visit our DARK WORLD FRIENDS on our grave yard site that is in the Links page.